Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

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Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

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Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

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Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

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Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

to the new staging areas (red area).

House members

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

What happens to single guys when they get older?

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

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Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Senate

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative James Baird of Indiana

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than the blue routes.

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi